Wednesday, August 19, 2009
So, I will set the scene. Last weekend we went to a water park with all the boys and with a friend and his teenage kids. We have vacationed with them before and always have fun (though this time it was minus the Mrs. because there is a NASTY divorce brewing...a post on the whole weekend to follow shortly). Anyway.... We were watching all the people in the wave pool when the following conversation took place: _____________________________________________________________ BIGD TO FRIEND: "Wow, look at the size of the fun bags on that one!" ______________________________________________________________ FRIEND TO BIGD: "Which one?" _________________________________________________________________ BDTF: "The one in the striped suit". __________________________________________________________________ FTBD: "That's Molly" _________________________________________________________________ Insert awkward silence and gaping mouths. __________________________________________________________________ Molly is friends 17 year old daughter. __________________________________________________________________ BigD needs to make an appointment with the optometrist or at least look at the face after he looks at the boobs and BEFORE he opens his mouth. ___________________________________________________________________ (No, in our family it isn't odd for BigD to point out huge boobs in front of me..sad but true.) ____________________________________________________________________ *Molly is not her real name in case you are googling to find a picture of her boobs.