Wednesday, August 19, 2009

AWKWARD

So, I will set the scene. Last weekend we went to a water park with all the boys and with a friend and his teenage kids. We have vacationed with them before and always have fun (though this time it was minus the Mrs. because there is a NASTY divorce brewing...a post on the whole weekend to follow shortly). Anyway.... We were watching all the people in the wave pool when the following conversation took place: _____________________________________________________________ BIGD TO FRIEND: "Wow, look at the size of the fun bags on that one!" ______________________________________________________________ FRIEND TO BIGD: "Which one?" _________________________________________________________________ BDTF: "The one in the striped suit". __________________________________________________________________ FTBD: "That's Molly" _________________________________________________________________ Insert awkward silence and gaping mouths. __________________________________________________________________ Molly is friends 17 year old daughter. __________________________________________________________________ BigD needs to make an appointment with the optometrist or at least look at the face after he looks at the boobs and BEFORE he opens his mouth. ___________________________________________________________________ (No, in our family it isn't odd for BigD to point out huge boobs in front of me..sad but true.) ____________________________________________________________________ *Molly is not her real name in case you are googling to find a picture of her boobs.

8 comments:

Athena said...

Oh.
My.
God.

Sitting here with my hand over my gaping mouth, incredulous! There is nothing that can be said at that point.

Haven't been keeping up with blogs for a while (including mine). Time to catch up if I've been missing stuff like this!

preppyplayer said...

Lesson learned?
I'm glad you were able to witness the awkwardness, future ammo...

OHN said...

Sadly preppy...I don't think he will ever learn his lesson. He often engages his mouth before his brain.

hope548 said...

ah geez!

Dodi said...

There are no words for how awkward that is.

(But, funny... in a "because it didn't happen to me" sort of way.)

Tians.sis said...

And here I thought I was the winner of the "foot in mouth" award,guess it goes to BigD.

Deathstar said...

OMG. He's now in the creepy old guy category.

DD said...

If Molly ever knew...*shudder*

What size shoe does he wear exactly; and just how DID it taste?